Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Lady Clare Planting Her Flag

This blog is now feeding into a parrallel, more general archive by and about Clareites (ie people from Clare College Cambridge) Abroad.

So any current Clareites and alumni reading this now, definitely have a look at the new online colonialist drive that's kicking off over at wordpress. Any time you go on holiday, take a year out, get a travel grant etc. it would be good to hear from you on there.

It's all for the good cause of furthering Lady Clare's enterprise of World Domination as part of a long and worthy British Tradition. (In the hope that in the long run we all turn out like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKRZTalEys, because that would be funny.)

In any case, it bears explaining quickly that the whole colonialist theme arises solely from the fact that Clare College has a place up on Chesterton Lane called "The Colony", which provided a neat name for the abroad blog, and a good opportunity to put up a bit of Eddie Izzard and The Fast Show on this one.

Lots of love,

Mark

Saturday, 9 October 2010

Begemotizm




Begemot = hippo in Russian. from Behemoth. Begemotizm = eating ridiculous amounts of food. Arrived in St Petersburg yesterday morning on the train in time for an extended four hour breakfast on the balcony of pancakes, potato pancakes, home-made banana milkshake, bread and cheese, apple pie, fried potatoes, some biscuits, a bit of cake, then a nap, up in time for lunch, then some afternoon tea, then a stroll down into town to meet an old friend for a snack, then a couple of beers, warming mulled wine, another good friend popped by, then I came home for some supper.

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Taming the Beast, Clowning Around



After a heavy and exhausting week last week, and a scare about a roommate just when I was feeling all settled (scared them more so have preserved my pimpin solitude), I gently collapsed over the weekend and had a nice domestic time regenerating all strung up with drying washing. Also tried out the chair lift on the hills which was fun, counting the weddings and stray dogs which seem to gather in equal number around the view point at weekends. Since then this week has had quite a perky kind of buzz about it. The weather has been cold and crisp and clear, hard frosts over night and sunny days.


Sunday night - Spooky barbecue in spooky wood.
We went for a spooky barbecue in spooky wood. A successful induction session for my grill set involving lots of lighter fluid and grilled meats.


Monday night - Mission Cake Bake Bake Cake
This was two of Cambridge's greatest Moscow representatives teaming up for an evening of culinary concoctification. Since success is a subjectively defined social construct I would say it was a very successful endeavour, although I have also on occasions been subjectively described by certain third parties as a delusional optimist.
Armed with tin and various ingredients and snacks to keep us going through the cooking process, Charles (Russianist from Jesus College Cam at the history faculty here) and I set off in search of working oven, since mine doesn't have a handle on the door and his doesn't have a knob to turn the gas on. We went up to floor number 8. Couple of near misses with the gas oven explosion wise - ooh er - and lots of whisk-y fun (see last post). The cake was a bit of a cobbledy jobby. We just had eggs and flour and sugar and some frozen fruit to chuck in it, and decided it needed a bit of baking soda or yeast or something (last baking experiment was stodge). So we plied the mix with beer (bubbly logic) to try to get a rise out of it. But alas yon cake proved resistant to our tried and tested seduction tactics and despite all efforts the result was really remarkably dense.
The whole point in all of this was that it was Jo's 21st - Cambridge Moscow Uni resident numero 3.
So we stabbed some candles in our creation and blew up a couple of balloons and set of for Sektor G, as it was by now just past midnight so birthday time. We got a couple of funny looks from security. Lit all the candles (there were loads, cake turned into mini forest fire) and banged on what we thought was Jo's door. Sleepy grumpy looking Russian guy emerged so we moved on to the next door sharpish. Banged on it. Jo emerged. Mission Accomplished.


Tuesday night - Georgian food
It was yummy, especially the pumpkin dumplings, and we got free wine at the end. A success whichever way you look at it.

Wednesday night (tonight) - Circus!



Fantastic circus, I'm ruined now for any kind of petty acrobatics and if I ever had appreciated the skill required in training dogs for dog shows then now I definitely wouldn't. Lions (both sea- and normal big catty maney african ones), magic tricks, trapeze, nail biting balancing acts, bears driving motorbikes, funny clowns. And of course the stodgy cementy birthday cake made an appearance as a filling interval snack. Basically, it had it all. To dispel any squeamish hesitation about the ethics of what discipining animals to such a high level must involve, the Russian response I received was that the animals are kept in good order, fed, and ruled with an iron rod so obviously much happier, healthier and more successful than if they were struggling with chaotic freedom in their wild (natural?) habitat. A theoretical viewpoint which sounds strangely familiar.

Thursday night (soon) - off to St Petersburg for a long weekend. Looking forward to getting on a train off to see old friends. But also glad to feel - delusional optimism aside - that I can now leave the Moscow I've been arduously carving and digging a niche into, nail and tooth, since the end of August, and to come back on Monday to my niche all ready carved and dug and furnished and ready for the winter.